moobie fuck

Guy puts his dick between another guys man boobs. the gay version of a titie fuck.

"Oh moobie fuck me harder steve" moaned jason.

by matt Brewer January 10, 2008

Chuck Fuck

A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.

When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.

by Lukania December 17, 2008

Fucking Obama

blaming President Obama for everything; a internet phrase added to the end of complaints about pretty much anything

I can't believe it's raining. Fucking Obama.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

fuck a cat

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

by jrknights January 4, 2009

Titty Fucking

thrusting a dik thru 2 huge tits

joe- oo them tits are huge
kate- u can put ur dik thru them babe
joe- u mean titty fucking?

by Lol, January 2, 2010

Farmer Fuck

A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.

Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.

A male version of a "starfish fuck"

Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"

Girl2 "whys that?"

Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"

Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"

by candyfloss July 23, 2007

fat fuck

fat fuck (noun)
1. Someone with a body-mass-index of 50 or over.
2. Someone who is wider around than they are tall.

1. When Jimmy gained the last 50 pounds, he crossed the line from morbidly obese to fat fuck.
2. As she chewed Wonka's three-course-meal gum, Violet Beauregarde rapidly swelled to fat fuck proportions.

by xantres42 February 13, 2009