Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person: Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Louis time

I’ll call you now but actually meaning I’m an hours time

“I’ll call you now”
1 hour later
Me:where u
“I’ll call now”
Wait nvm it’s Louis time

by Sad life November 3, 2019

COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.

“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)

by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020

dawg timing

Laser focus And Tolerance of no bullshit

I’m back on dawg timing

by Thoughtsofarealone January 6, 2020

The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.

"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.

by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017