dA fUnKy mOnKeY

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too

Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !

by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009

Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010

lost his monkey

a frantic or excessive showing of rage or panic.

Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.

by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.

When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.

by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015