High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.

David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"

by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022

new paltz high school

The only highschool in new paltz. Kind of ass tbh just get held back in eighth grade while u still can
Has a vaping problem so bad they had teachers with sign in sheets sit outside bathrooms for a week.

Located on Butt Corners, allegedly Putt Corners but vandalized idk I don’t see it B lunch solos

“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”

by c0rnbreads October 20, 2022

Whitehouse High School

One of the schools of all time.

Whitehouse High school is one of the schools of all time.

by JimmysMomHasGotItGoinOn October 21, 2022

Innovation Lab High School

Located in an office park, it is an opt-in school that steals new freshmen who would have gone to Bothell High School and Inglemoor High School and provides alternative education opportunities.

Bob: "Hey Dan, I heard you're going to that Innovation Lab High School instead."
Dan: "That's right, Bob."

by lightbulb5x January 4, 2022

champe high school

an unproblematic school that is rivals with lightridge high school. they have all the hot boys and hot girls but a very bad sports team. if only it didnt look like a very ugly school.

"oh my gosh, see that cute guy over there? he must go to champe high school!"

by malbean January 8, 2022

Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

High school

The place where it’s literally impossible to find get into a relationship especially as a guy because girls don’t know what they want. It will go from wanting a bad boy to wanting a nice guy. Also every single girl always has something unpleasant to say about you no matter what. They never think before they talk because they have to let you know you’re ugly. I found myself to be a pretty good looking guy but obviously not. Also advice: you have a crush on someone… correct? Well you don’t tell that person that obviously. So if you think about it overs may feel that way about you but are too nervous to tell you. You’ll start to see this when girls look at you in a specific way. It’s basically a place to waste your time trying to date anyone. So give up on it and focus on yourself.

High school dating:
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?

Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.

Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up

Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.

Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo

Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.

Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo

by JettTheGiant January 18, 2022