Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

Toxic Friend

Vanessa

Oh that girl Vanessa over there...fakest and just a toxic friend. Never liked her

by Gingerousity March 31, 2019

A best friend

Best friend: *walks down the hall with you like queens/kings*.
someone:look there is those stupidos
You: *slaps that someone*. NOTE:AS HARD AS YOU CAN SLAP EM THEY DESERVE IT❤️

a best friend is someone you will always have. You better love them and give them all your attention because if you or they leave your life wont be the same again you will cry yourself to sleep and regret it so make sure you give so much space for them cause you mighLOVE OR YOU WILL REGRET I SWEAR.t not have enough time to. a best friend will make you full of joy and they will love you till the end of time. They will do what they have in there power to make you happy and keep you company. GIVE THEM ALL YOUR

by dona sama October 14, 2022

Courtesy friend

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.

Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.

by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

physic friend fredbear

Just a friendly stalker who is also a FREDBEAR PLUSH?!

Physic Friend Fredbear: "Tomorrow is another day."

by Glitch-Bitch July 3, 2021

friends

A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.

person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.

by madaki15 January 22, 2020