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Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019
mugGet the Colostomy Bagmug.

rag bag

(rgbg)
n.
1. a bag for storing odd rags
2. a confused assortment; jumble a ragbag of ideas
3. Informal a scruffy or slovenly person
4. an individual that frequents Texaco during the Christmas break
Ann Cheney: "Ohhhh look at those guuuuys...(lust)"
in unison> Hunter and Erika: "Umm look at those rag bags getting out of that stupid huge truck- wearing Ed Hardy...trying to be $ 30,000 millionares.
by RIKKI2715 February 27, 2011
mugGet the rag bagmug.

Bag Bearer

Bearer reffers to someone who "Bears" or Carries something.

The word bag bearer, is the person who carries THE bag. The bag is sacred to whomever is given the title "Bag Bearer". The bag bearer has to have certain abilities, such as, looking extremely emo, being very unfit and fat, smoking just to look cool, and many other "great" abilities.
"Silly Bag!"

"BAG BEARER! Where's my WAFFLES!?!?!"

"LOL. BAG!"
by LOL JESUS IS HERE INIT SON March 29, 2009
mugGet the Bag Bearermug.

bitch-bag

when someone is more than a bitch. more like multiple bitches in one person
person 1: sup fucker
person 2: sup bitch-bag
by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019
mugGet the bitch-bagmug.

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
mugGet the run off and leave him NOT holding the bagmug.

wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.
by Flishiboi September 27, 2021
mugGet the wonder bread bagmug.

joy bag

"joy bag" is a condom
"joy bag" can find it at George Carlin's web site
by NordStar April 3, 2010
mugGet the joy bagmug.

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