Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Hebrew Tit-Sucking

A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.

Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.

I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.

by Coochie Connoisseur May 28, 2020

Punk rock sucks

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.

Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.

Punk rock sucks. Before that, music was still musical. Punk musicians destroyed everything.

by Evilous Dark Power November 18, 2020

Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel

Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

Lit willy sucker party

Suck me willy party lovers

Lit willy sucker party is great!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Reverse cock sucking

When someone has a cock coming out of their mouth

Person one: I like your nicolas cage underwear with a hole cut in the mouth. It looks like he is reverse cock sucking.

Person two: Thanks. I wanted to show off nicolas cage's reverse cock sucking lips.

by Anime shawty January 23, 2021

Verbally Cock-Sucking

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.

Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.

by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021