old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022

Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018

Boy best friend

A guy she fucks without knowing that you know what she's doing

"hey babe do you care of me and my boy best friend go hang out?"

by Nigga big Chicken March 9, 2021

Fake Friend

Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀

Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

Best friend

A best friend is your closest friend that you enjoy spending time with the most. You would do anything for your best friend. Most best friends promise to tell each other EVERYTHING. If you have a best friend please tell them they mean the world to you because it’s always nice to give that extra support :)
Ily bestayyy <3

Person 1: “You’re my best friend”
Person 2: “Awww thanks you’re my best friend too”

by Mrs Padfoot June 24, 2021

Friend

A word that people use however they want. Sometimes it means someone you have no romantic interest in, sometimes it does. This word causes a lot of confusion because no one ever knows what the other person means when they say they are "friends" with them.

Beck: "I'm so confused. Dean told me to never leave his side because he'd never leave mine. He talks to me for hours and says super sentimental things all the time. But then he will say that I'm SUCH A GOOD FRIEND! It's driving me crazy. STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS TO STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS. I feel like a second lead in a drama..."

by Amaralove2 December 1, 2020