friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018

Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely

Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.

by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022

main friend

A main friend is your best friend, but better

Ellie: “now that you and Emily are main friends”
Emily and Ruby: “main friends forever”

by maggielindemannxxxxx May 22, 2023

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

Losing Friends Suck

losing a friend is like losing a piece of you, its like your heart is being ripped out of you, and you feel lost.

man I just lost my bsfs of 5 years.
im sorry losing friends suck.

by urlocalginger October 30, 2021

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.

Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019