jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

How's your belly off for spots?

A Northern English way of saying 'How are you?'; used informally to greet someone with whom the speaker is on familiar terms. A comprehensive answer referring to the belly in question is not required or expected.

'Eh up Eric, how's your belly off for spots?'
'Now then Arthur. Could be worse!'

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

Where does he get off?

To ask what is somebody thinking or does he think he is better than everybody else?

Jen: Matt was talking shit about your girlfreind
Dan: Oh serious? Where does he get off?

by Varcoe January 13, 2009

G.O.M.B (Get Off My Block)

G.O.M.B Is a Roblox group that originally started as a Da Hood Gang. After a while, G.O.M.B split apart and merged with another group. After that, some members made a new group with the same name but with a different owner. The owner of this "new" G.O.M.B is called AliumSwaggin. Also instead of playing Da Hood, G.O.M.B moved to a different game called Criminality on Roblox. Since members of G.O.M.B were already good at Da Hood, the move to Criminality was pretty easy for them since the game was also a Street fighter game like Da Hood. Because of their skill, they would be constantly accused of cheating by the community to the point where they would get mass banned in Version 1.5 of Criminality. As of August 16th, 2023, they have over 70 False Bans in the game Criminality.

Criminality Noob: Dude Some gang of Hackers called G.O.M.B (Get Off My Block) joined my game and destroyed us. I'm going to report them all!

Criminality Chad: Nah they aren't hackers they are just good at the game.

by Okazi August 16, 2023

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Drop the Obama's off at the White House

To take a dump, poop, or shit in or around a fancy toilet.

Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.

by Grundleluv June 5, 2018