Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a girl who'll do anything to prove shes's nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs. They do this to impress men, or shall i say "the boyzz 🥶🥶". They mostly say things to defend the boyzz like:
NoT aLl MeN. Or: i HaTe ThE cOlOr PiNk. Yea, it's so dumb.

Some girl: *explaining about how a creepy guy was staring at her or something like that.*
Mary: nOt AlL mEn
Her friend Dodo: Ugh! You're such a pick me girl Mary!

by imhungrymom August 30, 2021

don't taze me bro

An ironic catch phrase used to mitigate chastisement esp. from one's peers (not gender specific). Similar in meaning to cut me some slack.

Nicole: Did you burn popcorn again?
Andrew: Hey, don't taze me bro, I swear the microwave's evil.

by (([Mike])) October 8, 2007

my cousin got it for me

phrase typically used by black people to cover up for stealing something

Where did you get that dope watch?

My cousin got it for me.

by Sean John 89 August 6, 2010

catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.

i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.

by madeleine rinker May 26, 2008

fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

by SusanCole December 1, 2013

take me out of the oven

to describe when someone has had enough of something to the point where they don't care anymore. if you are being taken out of said oven, you are considered done meaning that you are beyond the situation.

John: "OMG did you hear that we have another test in class?!"

Marc: "What?! OMG take me out of the oven, i am so done!"

by yurmother21 December 12, 2013

Help me to help you

A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.

Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!

by QuacksO February 10, 2017