penis

something you don't have yeah bitch ya got no dick cunt die bitch.

you have no penis bitch boy

by you have no penis bitch boy March 3, 2022

Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

Penis

Something tasty and sweet if rubbed correctly

I rubbed 'blank' penis and I got a sweet reward

by Chopkin March 3, 2022

Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex

penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good

by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022

Penis Pleaser

A Penis Pleaser is you.

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"

by Sillywords69 March 5, 2022

Penis

Funny haha word

"HAH- did he just say penis?"

by NotWinterDoesStuff March 5, 2022

Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.

Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?

by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022