cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022
Get the Cesar the monkeymug. by John Yang May 16, 2018
Get the Math Monkeymug. Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
by USDrumer June 25, 2014
Get the dirty monkey jerkmug. by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
by SirObama March 16, 2020
Get the Lesbian Monkeymug. by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021
Get the Grass Monkey Landscapingmug. A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!
by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025
Get the Scut Monkeymug.