belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
Get the calvin's penismug. by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
Get the ejected penismug. A South African snake of the Viperidae Family. Its skin pattern varies geographically, but it is most often a speckled brown. Its venom is deadly to humans with mortality rate of 52%.
Goodness gracious Marty! What have I told you about that Penis! If I see it out of its cage one more time you are going to have to get rid of it!
by BeanMaster3000 October 9, 2019
Get the Penismug. Random girl: "What is that thing looking like a third leg between his legs?"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"
by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020
Get the Penismug. by Seembusterchung March 7, 2020
Get the penismug.