Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
Get the Penis Fly-Trapmug. Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.
by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024
Get the Penismug. A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023
Get the Penismug. 
The sexual act of your girl tying a piece of fishing string as tight as possible around the penis head. The penis, over time will lose blood circulation and fall off. Your girl then will take it, cook it into a meal for you and then eat it.
Guy 1: why are you holding your crotch?
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.
by obsidianmoon February 8, 2021
Get the Penis Thresholdermug. by GorgBush420 November 30, 2022
Get the Penismug. by loltitswhatomgyes November 21, 2021
Get the small penismug.