I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.

If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.

by **SMD** May 9, 2025

Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025