monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011

monkey balls

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)

Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.

by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014

crushed monkey

Corned Beef

Ooohhh, what a lovely crushed monkey sandwich

by NickyNickNyNockyNooN33 April 19, 2017

Monkey

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My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa was a monkey.

by WhoReallyAsked April 21, 2023

Argentinian knuckle monkey

It is the postion during by intercourse while having your hands on the ground with your penis in the air doing a back bridge. The woman who is participating will be jumping up and down on top while you try and have enough strength to hold yourself up. The girl has to be Black and Argentinian

Yo bob, me and Shaniqua are going to try the Argentinian knuckle monkey when we get home.

by Gangster gamer November 24, 2024

Monkey Alchemist

A monkey in Bloons TD 6 that throws acidulous potions at the Bloons, giving out a damage over time effect onto them but also has upgrades that can buff other towers, turn lead bloons into gold and much more.

"I only use the Monkey Alchemist to buff my monkeys specifically, mainly Perma-Brew for lategame and Cookie Monster isn't a good ability for Alchemist Monkey since it can't handle Zoh My Gods very well."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022