a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.
bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019
Get the fake friendmug. Shauna lee a vibrant individual with a big heart; her affectionate and loving nature makes her a cherished friend. She is also very beautiful.
She has a passion for taking selfies and pictures, capturing moments with joy. Known for her straightforwardness, she embodies the qualities of a loyal and genuine friend.
She has a passion for taking selfies and pictures, capturing moments with joy. Known for her straightforwardness, she embodies the qualities of a loyal and genuine friend.
by Heslals November 20, 2023
Get the Friendmug. Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
Get the Fairweather friendmug. I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.
by BridgetObama June 20, 2011
Get the Friend bombmug. by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023
Get the Be Mean To Your Friends daymug. 'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021
Get the friend-simpingmug. 
Get the Friendmug.