Cheese

The meaning of life

"can we eat some cheese, i'm feeling down"
"of course! cheese will help u get all better!

by spideygirl1989 January 3, 2023

Cheese Wizard

A type of video gamer who enjoys exploiting the mechanics of a game to pull of ridiculous cheese moves that the game designer never foresaw. Their cheese plays often reveal how broken a game is.

All the Cheese Wizards are playing Phoenix Point right now and completing tough missions on the first turn.

by Gorffo January 10, 2020

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

Nob cheese

All people that play fortnite have insane amount of sigma build up under there penis

Mum I think I have nob cheese

Mum: your adopted

by Bigbarry223 May 7, 2022

Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is when you like cheese a lot. You like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef. You like everything cowlike a lot. You also might like banana and cheese. Also, cheesecake. And cheeseburgers. Also, cereal and milk. And cheetos and doritos.

You definitely like cheese a lot!

If you eat cheese often and drink milk and eat cheeseburgers sometimes and eat cheese after every time you brush your teeth, you're really healthy.

Tony: I like cheese a lot and Frosted flakes cereal and milk and cheeseburgers!

Fred Flintstone: Mmmm, cheese. Mmmm, cheeseburgers!

Jughead: Mmmmm, cheeseburgers!

Chester: Mmmm, cheetos and cheese and cheeseburgers!

*Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester fill the fridge with cheese and milk and frozen cheeseburgers and eat some of cheese. They then eat cheeseburgers that they grilled and added cheese to.

Dude: You all got a cheese tooth, Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024