I will fuck your mother

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"

Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)

by pwr 13375 y0 May 28, 2005

and then I found five Euros

Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.

Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!

by Ciao Bella June 16, 2006

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

I already had him

Previously defeated the person in question.

I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM.

I don't think so.

Oh HEY C'MERE!

Okay I'll play...

by Oplem June 10, 2005

I wanna fucking die

What white girls say when they don't get starbucks...

Hey Becka, I couldn't get starbucks today, I wanna fucking die.

by whitegirlbecka August 23, 2018

i love you slut

someone who uses the phrase I LOVE YOU too often

Charlene:"Omg! I like totally love you girl!"
Charlene again:"I love you SO much Anthony, its not even funny!"
Katie:"You're such an I love you slut Char!"

by amazingirl January 7, 2009

i like chocolate milk

Used by retards who cannot spell "lactose intolerant".

retard: he is lactose and tolerant...
me: what?
retard: I like chocolate milk.

by Knuckles Muldoon August 18, 2010