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Two-headed cock muncher

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.
by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008
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Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010
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Drop Dead Chicken Head

It is lower class ghetto whore, that when used, is immediately discarded after uses (Like one would treat a condom or tampon)
Evan: I smashed Dana last night, wasn't all that great.
George: That drop dead chicken head
by Robbie123inyourBIGvag April 12, 2011
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whoops side ya head

1.Term used to express a persons anger or displeasure with another persons actions/attitude/look.

2. a threat not to be taken lightly
Although having been told on numerous occasions, paul still continued to urinate on old man jenkins' car causing him to yell 'don't make me come over there and whoops side ya head, punk!'
by DJ Hi-Def September 18, 2006
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purple headed yogurt slanger

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation
the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.
by dj-hartford April 29, 2008
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Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc
Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder
by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009
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rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield
"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."
by Dirtymikeandtheboys May 13, 2014
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