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Urban Asskissery

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.
Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.
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Urban D**ktionary

A word no one shall ever use. I even had to censor it.
And i made the gif mario having fun with the air.
Urban Dictionary Hater: Urban Dictionary? More like Urban D**ktionary.
Anyone Else: (politely sends death threats to UDH)
UDH: (dies himself
by pseud0nym12470 April 13, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that explains every word perfectly.
Nessa: Hey, what does a simp mean?
John: Check Urban Dictionary.
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Urban Ramble

Verb: to walk aimlessly in an urban setting, viewing cultural exhibitions and sites of historic interest.

Optional: occasionally point at examples of culture or historic interest and proclaim 'they should have that in Scunthorpe'

See Also:Urban Shamble
Are we going for an Urban Ramble this Sunday?
by Co-Founder #SundayLunchClub February 18, 2011
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Queen Of Urban Dictionary

The Queen Of Urban Dictionary is me. She is the best lexicographer ever and writes the best definitions in the entire world!
Person #1: I wonder who LeShawna is...

Person #2: You should go check out the Queen Of Urban Dictionary! She gives the best definitions for terms!

Person #1: OMG you are right! Why didn't I think of that in the first place???
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urban dictionary

A place where every perverted pedophilic and trans gendered misogyny's fantasy goes to die.
on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!

perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners
by natchoman February 22, 2024
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