Dick Dance

1. When one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.

1. "WOW! I'm having so much fun picking up these goddamn leaves while Bob and Jaime sit over there and dick dance around!"

2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"

by Joseph Willie December 1, 2007

dick skinner

your hand, (ya know, the thing at the end of your wrist), can refer to either the right or the left hand

now, if any of you assholes have a question, youre gonna raise your little DICK SKINNER high in the air and ask it. y'understand that?

by b.w. 357 July 31, 2006

guys and their dicks

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day

I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

weasel dick

A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.

Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!

by lipglossboy May 7, 2009

sick dick

having or relating to an STD.

you don't want to get with a sick dick

by C. Ren January 17, 2004

dick biter

Someone who copies off of you. Or does something you were trying to do.
Another way of saying dick eater.
A follower
dick biting- The act of copying or following someone

Why you gonna grab the same jawn I got? Damn yous a dick biter!

Stop dick biting.

by J. Re February 4, 2009

dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.

So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.

by Jimmy Mac 33 January 22, 2007