belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
Get the calvin's penismug. by WoahVeryCool July 20, 2023
Get the Dee's Penismug. by ur dad who left you for milk May 7, 2022
Get the Penismug. 'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
by Eylia-Jaclyn April 6, 2021
Get the Penis lickermug. The non-medical term to describe the fleshly foreskin of the male penis. Typically, removed to stop the euphoric joy of male masturbation. Despite being a sweater for your penis, you're still going to shrink.
"It's a good thing I have a penis cocoon so I can dock the hell out of an orange. The citrus burns will give me pleasure." Said Joe.
by Rock your rockhard February 9, 2023
Get the Penis Cocoonmug. 
