Lesbian Penis

A lesbian’s fingers

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me

by Obeth July 10, 2022

biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017

Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

Penis

Something you suck on to get pleasure. It’s yummy and I want one. He then slides his fingers inside of you and you moan uncontrollably until you cum, which is so fucking sexy baby girl.

I need your penis inside of me

by Daddy Jason November 8, 2019

Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.

Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!

by FricePine July 17, 2021