A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”
Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
by Little miss Bob Davey March 11, 2024
Get the Shadow monkeymug. the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
Get the ninja monkeymug. by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017
Get the Spunk monkeymug. Oh shit!, Danny been juice monkeying himself to gold rank in less than a week.
Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
by 775notown March 19, 2023
Get the Juice monkeymug. by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
Get the monkey tailmug. "TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015
Get the Howler Monkeymug.