Mommy Time

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face

“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”

by Mr Carey June 3, 2025

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Coloured People Time

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m

Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”

by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024

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The king stole time

The king made up his own agenda
Stipulates the worst in his writer
Can be he
OR IS IT ME?

The king stole time once again on his thrown metaphorically or not.

by Don't you know who I am November 21, 2023

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Fuck on Borrowed Time

Phrase - to stay up late for sex knowing that you will regret it the next day when you are sleep-deprived.

After the concert last night, Dave and I decided to fuck on borrowed time! I know it was a weeknight, but he is so good in bed!

by Estel95 September 29, 2021

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Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022

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