by UKWN January 22, 2021

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.
by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022

An australian expression which really doesn't mean anything much at all. Often said whilst being drunk and yelled at high volume at the footy.
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A: Stone the flaming crows mate, essendon are losing this game
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!
by mark33345 December 12, 2006

Formerly owned my Texas State's own Shannon Gaga and was known as Carlos Spirit-Dog Cantu.
Due to physically,mentally and sometimes sexually abuse by S. Gaga, Carlos went to the higher spirit court to get emanicpated. Soon after, Carlos was quickly adopted by his new awesome mommy, Amanda. From there, Carlos had joined an awesome cool family consisted of Aunt Mandy, Hot Granny Brooke, Phil the spirit hamster and Cousin Ginger.
Carlos is happy and well-loved my his family and new set of friends!
Due to physically,mentally and sometimes sexually abuse by S. Gaga, Carlos went to the higher spirit court to get emanicpated. Soon after, Carlos was quickly adopted by his new awesome mommy, Amanda. From there, Carlos had joined an awesome cool family consisted of Aunt Mandy, Hot Granny Brooke, Phil the spirit hamster and Cousin Ginger.
Carlos is happy and well-loved my his family and new set of friends!
by Smarles Smunior April 29, 2010

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).
“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
