Shit-hole

A sub-standard place of residence or occupation.

"Ugh. I have to go to uni in that shit-hole Canberra"

"Ugh. My boss is making me go to that shit-hole Jeddah"

"Did you see that documentary about that shit-hole Rawanda last night? "

by Toxicmuffin July 6, 2014

No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.

" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"

by zuhazana August 4, 2016

Legendary Shit

A shit so huge that one end disappears in the drain and the other end pops out of the water.

Bro: Holy crap! I just took a Legendary Shit!
Dude: Pics or it didn't happen.

by dawsonsmith6 December 14, 2016

Shit-motherfucker

A phrase said when you are in a state of sudden distress.
A crazy incident/person that/who caused you such distress.

"This milk is spoiled" -----"Shit-motherfucker!"
"What do you think of that guy?" ----"He's a shit-motherfucking asshole?"

by BuddyTheElf100 December 30, 2016

shit doll

Someone crafted and/or molded from feces. Of course, this would be almost impossible of a living being, but it's a term usually used to insult someone.

"Hey! Quit screwing around! We need to get work done, and you're just being a stupid shit doll!"

by Julius Seizure August 24, 2003

hot shit

a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."

while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.

"Jennifer didn't even hesitate to lick my hot shit off her luscious lips."

by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012

spider shits

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012