butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

Open a Box of Butt Magic

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.

*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"

by Derek Simons aka D-rock aka Sir Danks November 9, 2008

Going Green Butt Wipe

When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.

Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.

Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.

Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.

by IDropBombz April 25, 2011

Pee In Her Butt

The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her

Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt

by T$ March 4, 2003

back alley butt slut

a dirty slut who sneaks around in back alleys gettin her butt sex on

That back alley butt slut that me poke her in the brown out behind the liquor shop.

by hefa January 8, 2007

tiger up the butt

when you see two cats going at it...

dude, josh, my cat loves to tiger up the butt your cat

by Berry January 17, 2004

Five Finger Butt Blast

Noun - Anal fisting

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.

by Johnny Jerk Off September 1, 2013