Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022

friend crush

When you have a crush on someone, but you have absolutely no chance with them so youre just friends.

Another word for " friend-zoned "

person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...

person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.

person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.

by versatiledits January 19, 2019

Guy-friend

A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.

Guy-friend.....

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020

Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22

Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22

by titkok April 24, 2022

Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

Fake friend

Every friend I've ever had I'm the 18 years I've lived until I met new people in college who I can be myself around

I've finally got real friends and ditched the fake friends

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022