I Am your mom

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

by RandomThai555 November 11, 2002

I want a fig newton

this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you

If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with

by Susan T August 10, 2006

I have things to do

You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.

Mostly used after just having sex...

Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games

by Eric Kacktastic December 10, 2010

I mumblypeg your garden

I humbly beg your pardon, in rhyming slang. Ironic version.

Excuse me! I mumblypeg your garden!

by Fearman October 23, 2007

i fucking love you

affectionate slang for I Love You.

I fucking love you. I fucking love you honey. I fucking heart u.

by HoosierGranddaddy February 12, 2015

I shit 'em pants

A style of dress universally characterized by hipsters and homies. It is typified by the wearing jeans or jogging bottoms with a excessively dangling crotch (usually worn about knee-level).

The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).

Homie is looking tres cool today in his I shit 'em pants.

by simonx4 August 12, 2006

I drove her to Cleveland.

I screwed her. One way = Quicky. Round Trip = long and slow.

Man that chick was hot. I drove her to Cleveland. Round trip.

by Tsuriya April 13, 2009