brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Mrs Brown

DA fooniest pefrson ever am I right ha ha I can’t rn it is she is so funny taht I am so happt and laughing larry rn I can’t rn ha ha ha

"Mrs Brown's Boys is on"
"Now thats what I call quality."

by DespicableChuck February 11, 2021

Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld June 30, 2020

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Brown Out

When one passes out while taking a massive dump.

"Dude I had a brown out an hour ago!"

"What the hell is a brown out?"

"It's when you pass out when your taking a really big crap!"

by boomjigger October 14, 2011

Ron John Brown

When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you

Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night

by Liblabber November 3, 2018