a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey
Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.
by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009
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by slimelord August 24, 2018
Get the Monkey Mustard mug.When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
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Get the Monkey Hunting mug.Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too
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A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
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