Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard
Mix that 2 stroke gas Jack Ryan
by Robbybobby420 October 28, 2019
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Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.

Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Sam: That politician messed up real bad being caught at a brothel.

Tom: Yeah, he pulled a Jack Ryan.
by barackryan July 18, 2022
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Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.
John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".
by John3482 November 30, 2022
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Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off
Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
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Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.
I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.
by RackyRacer June 09, 2018
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Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
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Gabby Jacked

When someone leaves their significant other for someone new and pulls out the uno reverse and goes right back. Curving the new party.
Dave was Gabby Jacked after he convinced Gabby to leave Jack for him. When one week later she returned to Jack.
by GLanes January 26, 2022
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