brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Brown tie

A shit stain left on the torso area between the tits and stomach of a women after titty fucking her with a dirty asshole.

I titty fucked Donna last night and when I finished cumming on her neck I got up and noticed I gave her a brown tie.

by John F. Arts July 27, 2018

The Charlie Brown

Where a man/women spreads there butt to allow there partner to insert the big toe.

She gave me The Charlie Brown last night, i have never nutted that quick before!

by Satindaddy October 24, 2022

Brown Out

When a person falls asleep or passes out on the toilet, specifically while taking a shit.

Mike has been in the bathroom for an hour, I think he had a brown out.

by weaponsgradevanilla November 13, 2022

sims brown

Very intelligent man with superb skillz all around the board. A sims brown is unique and cant be duplicated. Fine as all out doors sims browns get the attention of all the beautiful woman in the world. Sims brown is the king of town. He is an emperor He will npt be denied. He loves hard and is in love with a very beautiful Tiff.

I wish o was a sims brown

by Tifftarl$ March 6, 2021

Beth Brown

You may think it's a good idea from behind 15ft away. Once you engage you wonder how she aged 60 years. Don't go any father for it's your grandmother's scratched records down under.

You live where? They got them beth browns over there. Yeah! Gums it up!

by BrattyGinger13 October 2, 2020