by Bella…taylor01 September 11, 2023
Get the Tiny Penismug. A human body part that comes in all shapes and sizes. The penis is only found on a male. The man usually plays with his penis and women do too.
by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022
Get the Penismug. "Whats up my niggas! I just searched penis on the Urban Dictionary!" "Wow thats so funny! Hahahahahahahahahha!"
by anonymous March 2, 2021
Get the penismug. 
A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
Get the Penis Shamanmug. A part that dangles between a males legs. It has 2 balls. It is used for urinating and in sex. During sex, This part gets stiff from feelings and once stiff, goes into a womans Vagina. (There is a sack in the Vagina designed about 4 inches deep for penises.) Once inside a vagina the balls will produce cum and deposit it out the penis into the vagina and then the womans body will do the rest. (More on Vagina and Sex). A guys penis is normally 3-4 inces long.
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
Get the Penismug.