Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.

Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.

by Dankali February 23, 2022

Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 05, 2021

Penis

A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?

This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?

by Caden F. August 21, 2021

penis

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by penishaver122 November 16, 2022

Penis

Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)

Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.

Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3

by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

penis

a very big sword

woah thats a big and hard penis

by p0gch@mp March 03, 2021

penis

a nice beverage on a hot summer day

are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man

by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021