Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
Get the Monkeymug. Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020
Get the crack monkeysmug. by 4nite March 19, 2018
Get the clutch monkeymug. Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.
Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 12, 2017
Get the chucking the monkeymug. by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. by Snigle January 28, 2024
Get the tar monkeymug. by BiGkAnGaRoO02 April 26, 2019
Get the Monkeyingmug.