Gloommaxxing

When someone is being intentionally needlessly and irrationally upset with a topic or certain thing. It can also occur unintentionally if they are overreacting due to overwhelming information or just being told bad news, but usually it is a way of making a point with their feelings.

“Man, I can’t believe you decided to cancel the plans of the smoke out at the weekend, you ruined my week, man”

“Dude stop Gloommaxxing.”

by matcastled October 7, 2025

Glorpy

Mainstream and based - niche

Oh like that guy is so glorpy

by Glorpster9000 October 9, 2025

glorkinshlorb

an absolute dumbass of a being

That cat is such a glorkinshlorb!

by sdfghfgsdsdfg October 12, 2025

Globi

A swiss cartoon character, vaguely based on the family crest of house Gessler (viewable in the chappel of Kappeln). A blue humanoid bird with a beret and black and red checkered trousers.
Often used as a mild insult

P1: You are a Globi, why didnt you bring the onions from the Migros?
P2: Sorry my bad

by Zeytoun_Akhdar May 2, 2025

Gloink

To scarf down or consume in haste.

Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.

by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Glourpers

Glouplers is calling someone a loser monkey who lost all there money to the casino and has no friends and sits on the toilet eating regular breakfast while I’m here eating legumes

Your such a stupid glourpers

by Ladypleaser May 13, 2025