Zootrichophobia

The fear of animal hair/fur.

When they screamed after viewing an image of a cat's fur, it was clear they had zootrichophobia.

by AlternateAlt February 8, 2026

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zooted

The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.

In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.

Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?

my fat ass got zooted when i saw there was free pizza

by urmotherismine May 24, 2025

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Zooter

a slang term to refer to people who represent the Zooterville gang.

PJ Glizzy: "When we catch us a Zooter, it's up"

by Realfactsnocap June 4, 2025

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Zooterville

Zooterville is a gang that resides around on the Southside & Westside of Elmira Ny. They are know for having subsets within the gang & for expanding to other places in ny primarily focusing on music.

“Zooterville has rappers like Gen Franklin & Clout Bands”

Me: “That’s so fire”

by Realfactsnocap June 4, 2025

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