Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.
by I am god March 23, 2016
Get the kissing the wrong lipsmug. When something is just wrong.
Person: So what's her deal?
Colleague: Oh, she's afraid of long words.
Person: You know what we should call it? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
Colleague: That's just wrong.
Colleague: Oh, she's afraid of long words.
Person: You know what we should call it? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
Colleague: That's just wrong.
by ConsoleCoder February 18, 2023
Get the That's just wrongmug. by King_felix_121 May 29, 2020
Get the You're wrong Emmug. You’re so wrong that you’re wrong before you open your mouth or have an opinion. It’s kind of like being married.
by uberdoppleganger June 25, 2019
Get the pre-wrongmug. (N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
a phrase meaning
"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug. There is no team here you piece of shit. The only team here us the you fucking team and the you not fucking team and one team is trying to extract value from the other team because they are fucking WORTHLESS. And you know what the conservatives would say about housewives right? Something like 'My wife cleaning my house for me and taking care of my kids make ME more effective.' But he ISN'T THAT. In the first place. You team doesn't doesn't do anything other that hoover up shit that doesn't belong to it and then lecture people what why how ACTUALLY they are GOOD for doing it. But you're not. You're shit. You need me to keep your fucking kids fed and IF NOT... The NO MORE SNAP you piece of shit. This YOU not giving ME the credit I deserve and YOU not deserving any credit because you're shit. And so is that fucking sponge of a cripple.
Hym "I'm not on the wrong team if I'm if I don't have a bunch super fucking murderable kids running around while I try to reach my sneaky fucking hand into somebody else's fucking pocket. And IN THIS CASE, my very MIND. You want to steal my mind and them mock me for it without your kids getting killed for it because you entitled to it. Why would I want to be on a team with a bunch of mentally retarded, killable, liabilities? Is it because it means you're the boss of everyone? Is that what you think you piece of shit? Well tell me not to murder your kids and see what happens."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2025
Get the On the wrong teammug. When you are at a social event (party, wedding, dinner) and you get a lot drunker or higher than everyone else and it is very noticeable
*At a sit-down dinner*
John: Harry have you seen George he is absolutely shitfaced and we are only half an hour in
Harry: Yeah he is really getting it wrong
John: Harry have you seen George he is absolutely shitfaced and we are only half an hour in
Harry: Yeah he is really getting it wrong
by Gymgoer137 April 10, 2024
Get the Getting it wrongmug.