The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.
by nudedude47 September 28, 2024
Get the Winter Arc Contractmug. by blvshiixa January 26, 2022
Get the winter halo 2019mug. The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would
by TheRealWolf November 13, 2023
Get the Female winter modemug. In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021
Get the winter moosemug. Caitlin is someone who is kind and someone who is happy to be your friend but when you you do something wrong she will never forgive you again. But she may not be the best looking person she will be happy with anyone who treats her right she will be happy.
by Louise101 April 1, 2020
Get the Caitlin wintermug. by The urban diction air November 23, 2021
Get the Wintermug. The dark winter will come if certain people like Janet Yellen and Jennifer Granholm are not removed immediately.
by Sexydimma June 3, 2022
Get the Dark wintermug.