Wilson

The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.
Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)
by JackieCrimble February 03, 2020
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Dude , I just pinched a Wilson , should I go to the doctor ?
by Mr hunky January 16, 2022
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Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear December 01, 2017
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That scary, out of body experience when waking in the morning, still half asleep, to see the sheets around your crown jewels undulating up and down !!!
Yawwwwn !!! - Oh my ...... the sheets are undulating again - hope to fuck it's not another Wilson !!
by billybolge September 09, 2011
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Someone who's free in the hit children's party game Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Nick: Bro, Wilson's so free in smash
Kareem: Right? Always playing Cloud and shit
by oohyaa February 23, 2023
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A sex move where the woman is menstruating, is on top riding the man, and goes to reposition herself and has to grab the cock to reinsert, thus getting blood all over her hand, reinserts and starts riding the cock again, proceeds to slap the man's face and yells "Wilson!" -a la the volleyball in the movie "Castaway" and continues riding the "waves" as the man will usually will start bucking.
sex blood sexy fucking wilson castaway
by MsPennyP7 March 14, 2016
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noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.
After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.
by KDubs2004 August 09, 2022
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