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Jesus Powers

noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.

"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
(During a late night online first-person shooter match)

Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"

Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."

(While attending a magic show)

"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."

Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
by COD blows BFBC2 ROCKS September 11, 2011
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cleric of power

A reverse term to describe anyone who has limited knowledge of the use of computers, and has an obsession with porn. Clumsy with a short term memory.
Heh. My friend's a cleric of power, as you would say.
by gentiew August 27, 2003
mugGet the cleric of powermug.

the power of editing

The amount of decaseconds (to the nearest tenth) it takes to edit three clip of sans saying get dunked on, divided by 3, to the power of how many videos were created within a five mile radius of your location. The result of this expression is rounded to the nearest whole number, and the result is known as the Power of Editing and can be used to: make any AI say whatever you please, dunk on other people, or countless other things. The Power of Editing varies from person to person, and the lower the value, the stronger your Power of Editing is. The stronger one's Power of Editing is, the more they can do with the power.
Person 1: Oh hey, how did you make siri say that??

Person 2: I just used the Power of Editing.

Person 1: What's your Power of Editing?

Person 2: 283.

Person 1: Wow, mines only 6,017,009!
by LorcaTheOrca May 20, 2020
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Power nut

When u bus a fat fuckin nut and she keeps succin... but this time u bus 5 gallons worth of nut...
“Babe im finished... babe stop.... STOP... SToP.... BITCH STOP IM GONNA POWER NUT!!”
by Ihavegunga59 July 17, 2019
mugGet the Power nutmug.

Power Scaler

Someone who scales the power or capability of a fictional character
The Power Scaler just scaled Goku is Low-Multiversal
by Eddieisnotcrazy April 17, 2023
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power snot

The act of blocking one nostril and blowing full force out the other nostril causing any mucous contained inside to come flying out with force. Can be quite messy if you have a sinus infection.
I didn't have a tissue available to blow my nose so I had to power snot to get rid of the slimy substance.
by KawiG5 February 19, 2015
mugGet the power snotmug.

possum power

Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp
Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power
by Bigdad69 December 27, 2018
mugGet the possum powermug.

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