kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Obedient Baker

When someone replies they'll do something in a sarcastic manner

Matt - Go fuck yourself
Sam - Okay I will
Matt - You 'obedient baker'

by daaaleisdav December 16, 2011

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 03, 2023

kaity baker

Kaity Baker is a beautiful creature with a hot sauce attitude. She's sweet as a button but sassy as cat shit. Kaity Baker will sing, dance,entertain, help. Kaity baker cares. Kaity baker listens. Kaity Baker talks soooo much. Loves the outdoors. A good mommy. Amazing in bed. Bomb kisser. Great poet/lyrical gifted. Is her fathers twin. Everyone either loves or hates Kaity baker. Easy to be friends with. Smokes entirely too much weed. Hometown girl. Traveler at heart. Namste. Cooking is a Kaity baker thing. You will never see a Kaity baker in jeans. Mostly a Kaity baker can be found sporting a side pony tale. The girl can sleep. Super duper goofy and mostly all the way up on 10 all the time. A Kaity Baker is a good thing to have on call. She's good at most everything.

Kaity Baker is a wild woman.
Kaity cannot be addressed without the baker.
Why would anyone eat a Cheeto out of their belly button or boob crack, or change their clothes just about anywhere & forget where she left them, oh because she's Kaity Baker.

by Tonguetied Travesty March 27, 2017

jay baker

A person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

Usually softer than a soft serve cone from Mc Donald's

Guy 1 - Look bobs past out after two light beers

Guy 2 - Hahaha bob's such a Jay Baker

by Yeahnah123 June 07, 2017

Andrew Baker

Andrew Baker, Also Known as Dwightisbad01 is a steam gamer, and the founder of the penis gang, which is a very lethal gang from Minnesota, who uses extra penetrating bullets, and is comparable to Adolf Hitler

Andrew Baker is a gangster / pro gamer
Person 2: Who Tf is andrew baker

by Moonman's MacTonight November 28, 2022

Arthur baker

Owner of the game bloxd.io
quite well known site for free minecraft. Related to Jeffrey epstein.

Person 1:"Have you heard of bloxd.io?"

Person 2: "Yeah its made by Arthur baker!"

by Eopspre December 30, 2023