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shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.
My husband love's his shower wife.
by red daisy July 21, 2008
mugGet the shower wifemug.

cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer
Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.
by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017
mugGet the cancer wifemug.

wife boss

A wife so in control of her husband that he no longer has a life
John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?

Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe
by Ninasimone March 3, 2018
mugGet the wife bossmug.

Errol's Wife

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..
by Janet21 January 8, 2023
mugGet the Errol's Wifemug.

Wife Beater

A male white ribbed tank top which has been around since the early 1900's and was very popular as an undergarment before the t-shirt came into common usage.

The shirt acquired the nickname "Wife Beater" in the late 1980's due to the popularity of police reality shows like "Cops" where it seemed like a disproportionately high number of men who were arrested for episodes of domestic violence, as well as other crimes, were wearing a shirt like this.

The main reasons why this garment seem to be favored by men like this are:

1. It's cheap. Many men in this demographic tend to not have a lot of disposable income and, because of the low amount of material that is used to create the shirt, they can be bought in large quantity for very little money.

2. It's good to wear on hot days. Again, because of lack of income, many of the men seen in shows like "Cops" live in unairconditioned homes or trailers which can become extremely hot in warm weather. The design and thinness of the material in the shirt makes it a good option to try and get some relief from the oppressive heat.
Did you see that guy the cops were hauling away was wearing a wife beater? Big surprise, huh?
by Sodakak September 14, 2016
mugGet the Wife Beatermug.

High Wife

A girl that you wife up only when you are high, normally a girl who is ugly or you wouldnt go out with unless ur high.
That ugly girl over there, she's my high wife.
by J.L.R.III November 21, 2010
mugGet the High Wifemug.

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