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shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.
My husband love's his shower wife.
by red daisy July 21, 2008
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High Wife

A girl that you wife up only when you are high, normally a girl who is ugly or you wouldnt go out with unless ur high.
That ugly girl over there, she's my high wife.
by J.L.R.III November 21, 2010
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Wife Beater

A male white ribbed tank top which has been around since the early 1900's and was very popular as an undergarment before the t-shirt came into common usage.

The shirt acquired the nickname "Wife Beater" in the late 1980's due to the popularity of police reality shows like "Cops" where it seemed like a disproportionately high number of men who were arrested for episodes of domestic violence, as well as other crimes, were wearing a shirt like this.

The main reasons why this garment seem to be favored by men like this are:

1. It's cheap. Many men in this demographic tend to not have a lot of disposable income and, because of the low amount of material that is used to create the shirt, they can be bought in large quantity for very little money.

2. It's good to wear on hot days. Again, because of lack of income, many of the men seen in shows like "Cops" live in unairconditioned homes or trailers which can become extremely hot in warm weather. The design and thinness of the material in the shirt makes it a good option to try and get some relief from the oppressive heat.
Did you see that guy the cops were hauling away was wearing a wife beater? Big surprise, huh?
by Sodakak September 14, 2016
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Never Wife

(1) the perfect woman, possibly your true soul mate in life, the woman you've dreamed about and even one that you may have had a temporary relationship with but unfortunately you know you'll "never" marry. (2) A woman that fits (1) that you still have contact with , verbally , emotionally electronically, and that will be at your side and supportive but you still "never" marry. (3) A woman that knows how to support your "manhood" without physical contact, and still being the best friend possible.
Susanne, is the best woman that understands me and "gets me" , to bad well never marry, she's my "Never Wife"
by chattkevrec November 20, 2016
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God Wife

Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.
It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.
by canyoupleasesayplease August 21, 2018
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cold wife

Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.

A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
by Ciggy5 October 4, 2019
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Wife beater

They make shirts for wife beaters, but none for husband beaters, brother beaters, or sister beaters. Not everyone who wears the shirt wants to beat the shit out of somebody's wife.
Ronny- Andrew's outside in his wife beater, working on his car. The deadbeat piece of shit won't even put on a t shirt.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2017
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