Dog on wheels

when something is just straight up whack, yo!

Crilbus: the incident in 1997 was terrible!
Door: yeah man, like a dog on wheels!

by Dogulator October 7, 2021

squeals on wheels

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.

Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.

by Jofig December 4, 2015

First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

wheels up

After a wealthy, major sports figure is put out of contention he/she exits on their private plane

Tiger missed the cut at the U.S. Open and he was wheels up Friday afternoon

by euphemismo July 22, 2006

Square Wheel

When the act of picking up a girl where it is not working, because of either bad looks or shes not going for you.

Wow man that broad is so ugly, its such a square wheel

by Luis Suarez April 4, 2009

Wheels on Steel

Wheels on Steel is an online community for rail enthusiasts all over Australia. The domain was registered by Cairns Kuranda Steam Trains (ABN 49997390112) on 20 February 2007.

When I think of online communities, I think Wheels on Steel.

by Wheels on Steel December 24, 2007

Hot wheels

This term has two definitions
1. When you and your partner both have a spicy diner, and as you're trynna get busy in the back of your car, you both just start shitting.
2. When the dominant of a sexual encounter is in a wheel chair.

I heard Jacob and Bekah had a pretty intense hot wheels the other night after they ate P.F. Changs.

by Manny Diller June 4, 2017