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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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vander-whacking

The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.
Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.
by Urban Codemaker June 26, 2016
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Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.
My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.
by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023
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Karl Whacking

Popular in Cambodia. They normally all dance around a fire with their ‘karls’ out. They then procreed to whack each other until the last one standing wins. Now being introduced into Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.
Did you see those guys Karl Whacking yesterday?

Oh yes it sounds very fun.
by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019
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Whacked the Otter

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.
After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.
by schwinky October 11, 2021
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Caketown Whacked

Extremely inebriated or high. Heavily under the influence of any drug or intoxicant.
Dude, drink some of this drank, it will get you caketown whacked.

Tim took a bunch of Adderall and smoked the bong, now he is caketown whacked.
by WHBongzilla December 30, 2011
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whack

A term (Mainly in private schools in England) used to demonstrate the presence of either sexual intentions or a relationship between two other people.
Look! John and Shirley! Whack!
by John D.D Taylor April 29, 2007
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